Dirty Weekend Getaways in Victoria (Without Actually Getting Dirty)

When people search for dirty weekend getaways in Victoria, I am assuming you are actually after the perfect romantic escape where no one else is in sight, a couple too many of red wines, bubbles in your bath, the outside world fades away, and the two of you finally get a moment to reconnect without distractions.

More of a classy kind of dirty weekend away, would I be right?